This is a list of my attempts of creating value for you.
(Reverse trigger warning: Despite the title, this article does not feature mentions of self-harm, but merely the academic effort of making life harder for oneself in ways that are, in general, not reasonable.)
Today, we are going on a cooking trip, or depending on your mileage, on the beginning of a journey.
Let us start with a little story about the old Internet and the game Creatures 3.